Blog Post Entry #3: Descriptive of breath enhancer

In this Blog post, I will be describing to you what happens when you eat something that could have the potential to damage you both mentally and physically, I am about to eat something small and crystal like, with a light sweetness and warming sensation followed by an "after cooling" effect. At least that is what the description reads on the icey blue, sparkeling packaging. What follows next is the true version of what actually happened when I popped that little button of tatsebud killing; razorblade infused; flamethrowing pill of pain and sinus misery. I probably should have stopped as I struggled to open the package, almost taking a hammer to it, the lid popped open and out spilled the little demons of hate. So, I ate one. First, there was a slight sweetness just pleasent and light, so far so good, I swirled it around in my mouth a bit. About twenty-five seconds later, a fresh winter cooling sensation, like when you scrape a big block of ice, nice and chilly. That lasted for about thirty seconds, it was pleasent. What I was not ready for was the next one minute and eighteen seconds, I really do think I heard chainsaws start up at this point. My toungue began to burn, and I dont mean like a hot cup of coffee kind either. This burning was real intense, and yet still had flavor, I belive this is the trick to get you to keep it in your mouth a bit longer, you know to get the "full effect" of the punishment. However I did not spit it out, this was a challange! The next feeling was something along the lines of a thousand stinging papercuts, and fire, lots of fire. My sinus was now smoldering or mabye melting, I was never really sure about that. Ether way, that was one of the physical damages I incurred along with watering eyes, and oh the buckets of tears. These little bits were wicked evil! Like an idiot I was still waiting for the cooling after effect, it never showed. But for twenty minutes or so I wiped , blew and flushed all my facial orafices. I flushed until I could almost talk with out my tongue flopping around like an old clown shoe. This mistake brought me right back to the time I tried just a tiny little, itty bitty, tatse of ghost pepper white sauce. I did not go to the hospital but, I was close. I hope you never have to experince this, but if you do, Blog about it!